Flimsy Fred flips fake flirtatious flings,
Witty Wendy whips Fred with wild wings.
Fred fumbles, flustered, flings forth fresh fibs,
Wendy winds Fred's words with weird winks.

Fred fidgets, finding faked fondness fun,
Wendy wiggles, winks, wonders what's won.
Witty Wendy wants Fred's wild whimsy,
Flimsy Fred flops, fearful, feeling flimsy.

Wendy winks, waits while Fred feigns a fight,
Fred freezes, flubs, flies far from the fright.
Witty Wendy wins with wit and wiles,
Flimsy Fred flounders, falling for smiles.