Here he jumps and sleeps on  water, Sprawling  like a huge slimy frog, My golden brown cute silly dog, Wetting room with drops that  spatter, Uncontrollable pup, Will always jump To lick my face Chew my shoe As the school bus waits Adding to my woes Cold descends when comes  winter fog, Falling snow makes my teeth clatter , With renewed strength, panes he shatters, Jumps straight into the nearby bog , What a nuisance  Mom does cry, Pop threatens  To send him away  Now the tail wags Eyes say please  A bundle of trouble, can you give suggestion, To leave him or not , that is the question?