There is a cat named Lord Cosmocrat
who dreams of wooing Miss Ginger Pat.
"I could call her over for a chat,
cook coq au vin with a tender rat."
But the grand dame gets into a spat,
leaving the king deflated and flat.
"Dreams never die," says the royal brat
as he spots a newbie on his plat.

Glossary:
Plat: a small piece of ground (such as a lot or quadrat)