I rendezvoused with James Bond,
Enquired about his married life which he was not so fond!
“Do you believe in the ‘Happily Ever After’ love story?”
“Hell no! For me it was the dawn of Purgatory!”
“Care to express the reason why?”
“She rebuked me for I couldn’t brew her a good cup of chai!”
“How do you manage her now?”
*Smirks*“Well, who doesn’t love surprises embellished with ribbon & bow!”
“Who apologizes first in case of a conflict?”
*Chuckles* “I guess that’s quite easy to predict!”
“Any suggestions for unhappy couples out there?”
“Man! Book a ticket & take her out somewhere!”
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