Our lovely granny, Emily Hawking
Proficient in all chores, except baking!
Be it cookies, cakes, tarts or pies
When served to guests, ensured quick good-byes!
One fine day, she surprised her neighbor Luke
Baked him a cake, the smell of which made him puke!
Luke rushed back home bidding Granny a hasty farewell
Granny giggled so hard that her dentures fell!
Granny enjoyed sharing these frivolous tales
With her comrades over champagne & cocktails
These lighter moments kept her alive & kicking
Whilst led to her neighbors’ constant nitpicking!
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