Tales of Emily Hawking

Tales of Emily Hawking

Our lovely granny, Emily Hawking
Proficient in all chores, except baking!
Be it cookies, cakes, tarts or pies
When served to guests, ensured quick good-byes!

One fine day, she surprised her neighbor Luke
Baked him a cake, the smell of which made him puke!
Luke rushed back home bidding Granny a hasty farewell
Granny giggled so hard that her dentures fell!

Granny enjoyed sharing these frivolous tales
With her comrades over champagne & cocktails
These lighter moments kept her alive & kicking
Whilst led to her neighbors’ constant nitpicking!

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One thought on “Tales of Emily Hawking

  1. That’s so great. I loved it. Brought a smile to my face. Bad cutlery skills is a completely unique take on the prompt, something not much explored. Thanks for the amazing piece!

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