A smart tycoon, Mark Zuckerberg
Minted money like Scrooge of Duckburg
Making public show of private life
His devout fan, oh no, is my wife!
Her day is all posts, likes, hearts and pings
How she cooks, looks, feels and sings
Squeezed in pretty dresses, two sizes too small
That cost me a bomb, just to adorn her wall!
“Darling,” I’ll explain, “Please, no more show;
All those heady comments, they’re simply shallow!”
But to say that I must wait, she’ll be back in a while,
Till then my selfie I’ll post – you see, I have a new hairstyle!
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