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Loosing weight is a hard proposition,

Not that I have not seriously tried,

Dieting, fasting, vegan and low carb,

But, you see, whatever I may eat,

Tends to sit, enjoying with belly cells.

Seems my clothes are also conspiring,

Getting tight, stitching themselves at the seams.

Steadily, weighing machine is tipping,

Giving me jitters and a big heartburn.

Now, in the folds of a six yards saree,

Every bulge of mine, I try to conceal.

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