People’s Party pooped Progress Party
the pooped Progress Party pooped right back 
Howling harshly hits them hard where it hurts
Hurt People's Party hurtled hard stones


Progress Party's boss was peeved and 
Sadly slandered People’s Party's boss
People’s Party's boss huffed, puffed
Lobbed lively libel at Progress Party


Enraged the Progress Party workers
Gruffly gheraoed People Party's boss
Ran and ran the rugged rascal
Like rattled rat and hid in the gutters